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Breaking News!  A GIANT EYEBALL HAS BEEN SPOTTED TERRORIZING TOKYO!  IT APPEARS THAT IT IS IN SEARCH OF CONTACT…..

THAT IS TO SAY, IN SEARCH OF ITS CONTACT LENS!   NEWS OF ITS ORIGINS IS SKETCHY, BUT IT HAS BEEN SURMISED THAT THE EYEBALL IS FOREIGN, DUE TO ITS BLUE COLOR AND DUE TO THE INARGUABLE FACT THAT NO JAPANESE EYEBALL WOULD EVER BE IMPOLITE ENOUGH TO CAUSE A DISTURBANCE.

If this has not made headlines in your part of the world, remember that Japan is in a different time zone and everything happens here first.