I went to Japanese class on Friday and during announcements, the leader held up a pair of black slip-on shoes. “Blah Blah Blah” she said.

I figured out that she was saying that some IDIOT took the wrong shoes last week, and left their own. Some BLOCKHEAD. Some DIMWIT. Some IGNORAMUS. Gosh, what kind of NUMBSKULL would do that??!!???

I was slowly getting a very bad feeling in the pit of my stomach. A Chinese student piped up, “They have English written on them.” So I tentatively said, “Um, I think they are mine.”

Yes, I was the IMBECILE ROMANTIC DAYDREAMER WHO WAS SO ENGROSSED IN MY OWN THOUGHTS that I wore the wrong shoes for an entire week. How embarrassing. Hazukashii~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~